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The Second Annual AFD Goldie Awards

'The Brutalist' Is a Masterful Condemnation of the American Fantasy

Battle of the High-Concept Throwbacks

Craven the Humdrum

Y2Krap

Movies and TV Shows for Which to Be Thankful in 2024

The Class of 1999: 'Being John Malkovich'

'Venom: The Last Goop'

'Anora' Is Funny, Moving, and Complex

The Sublime Insouciance of 'Terrifier 3'

The Class of 1999: 'Fight Club'

'Joker: Folie à Deux' Is Punk Rock

Not-So-Live From New York, It’s ‘Saturday Night’

Matthew Goldenberg's 'Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis: A Fable': A Review

'The Substance' Is Droll, Disgusting, and Disturbing

My Middle Age Ass Reviews 'My Old Ass'

'The Front Room' Is Much Better Than You’ve Heard

Bullsh*tjuice Bullsh*tjuice

The Class of 1999: 'Three Kings'

The Less You Know About 'Strange Darling,' the Better

The Class of 1999: 'American Beauty'

A Lengthy, Spoiler-Filled Discussion of 'Alien: Romulus'

The Name Says It All

Boringlands

The Class of 1999: 'Beau Travail'

Crap 'Trap'

'Twisters' Is the Summer’s Strongest Soporific

A Long Ramble About 'Longlegs'

The Class of 1999: 'The Sixth Sense'

Seven Short Films by Ari Aster

'Kill' Is Anti-fun

The Class of 1999: 'The Iron Giant'

Ti West's 'X' Trilogy Ends With Neither a Bang Nor a Whimper

The Best Films of 2024 (So Far)

'A Quiet Place' Needs to Shut the $%@! Up

'The Bikeriders' Should Be Called 'Boogie Bikes'

Sado-Masochism Rules in 'Kinds of Kindness'

'Hundreds of Beavers,' Hundreds of Laughs

Don’t Watch 'The Watchers'

Make 'Bad Boys' Bay Again

The Class of 1999: 'Eyes Wide Shut'

You Will Have a Violent Reaction to ‘In a Violent Nature’

'Hit Man' Slaps

'Furiosa' Sucks Exhaust Fumes

‘Boy Kills World,’ Critic Reviews Movie

The Class of 1999: 'Mystery Men'

'The Last Stop in Yuma County' Announces Francis Galluppi as a Major New Talent

'Babes' Is a Raunchy, Sweet Platonic Love Story

I Saw the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare Glow

So I Guess I’m the Guy Who Enjoyed ‘Unfrosted’

Review of the 'Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes'

'Arcadian': A Not-So-Quiet Place

The Cronenberg Kids

A Charismatic Cast Nearly Saves 'The Fall Guy'

Challenged by 'Challengers'

'Abigail' Is a Perfect Movie in an Imperfect World

'Rebel Moon Part Two' and Zack Snyder’s Obsession With “A Good Death”

‘Sting’: Along Came a Giant Man-Eating Spider From Another Planet

The Class of 1999: 'South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut'

Knox Goes to the Snack Shack

'Civil War': Apocalypse Soon

The Class of 1999: 'Run Lola Run'

'Monkey Man': You, Sir, Are No John Wick

'The First Omen': The Horrors of Womanhood

Luc Besson's 'DogMan' Is Some Weird Sh*t

Godzilla Plus One: 'Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire'

The Class of 1999: 'Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai'

Why is 'Late Night With the Devil' a Found Footage Film?

'Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire' Is Bad, but Easy to Watch

'Road House' 2024 Is Marginally Less-Silly Than 'Road House' 1989

The Class of 1999: 'The Virgin Suicides'

'Ghostbusters: Afterlife' Stinks Like a Rotting Corpse

'Invader' is Excellent and Deeply Unpleasant

The Class of 1999: 'Election'

'Immaculate' is 75% Crap, 25% Instant Camp Classic

'Love Lies Bleeding': Don't Drive Away, Dolls

Steve McQueen’s 'Occupied City' is Self-Serving and Insincere

The Class of 1999: 'Go'

The Insanely Bizarre ‘Napoleon’ Moment We All Missed

'Dune: Part Two' Neither Chips Nor Shatters

'Dune: Part One': The Spice and the Damage Done

Hollywood's A.I. Wars Begin in Earnest Thanks to... 'Road House'?!?!

The Class of 1999: 'Following'

Stay Away, Dolls

'One Love,' Little Truth

'Madame Web' Is the Comedy Event of the Season

'She Is Conann': She Is Cuckoo

Movies to Watch if You’re Single on Valentine’s Day

The Class of 1999: 'The Matrix'

Anything But This

Everything You Always Wanted to Know about the SSU*

Is ‘Lisa Frankenstein’ a Future Misunderstood Cult Classic?

'Out of Darkness': In the Stone Age, No One Can Hear You Scream

Argh, Guile

'The Promised Land': There Will Be Hugs

The Class of 1999: 'Office Space'

'How to Have Sex' is Subtle and Scary

'The Beekeeper' Knows You’ve Got Other Sh*t to Do

Battle of the Sexy Beasts

Unpacking 'The Curse'

Oscar Snubs Are Both Terrible and Meaningless

The Class of 1999: 'The Blair Witch Project'

The Right Ones Will Get 'Destroy All Neighbors'

'Succession,' 'Sanctuary,' and the Shadows of Our Fathers

The Class of 1999: 'The Sopranos'

Studies in Loneliness: 'All of Us Strangers' and 'Fallen Leaves'

On the 'Barbie' Screenplay Controversy

'The Prestige,' Russian Doll Narrative, and the Meaning of Life

2024 Preview: Ten Films Worthy of Your Optimism